To celebrate my last few days of being a single lady I wanted to get a good laugh so I asked all my friends to share the most annoying pick up lines they have heard from a guy – and obviously these did not work!
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Are you a parking ticket because you have done written all over you
You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
“People call me Brian, but you can call me tonight!”
Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns
Stand still so I can pick you up
“Excuse me, i think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, its just a a sparkle!”
“If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I want you for Christmas!”
And there was one line that did work and will result in a wedding this weekend:
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